How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck
How many women does it take to change a redneck?
- Only one, if her aim is good
- Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on.
- Four- one to hold his beer, two to undoo his overalls, and one tp pull on a clean pair of under- drawers.
- Twelve...in a jury box.
- Nobody knows- it's never been done.
Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself sothat no woman or her mother ever consider asking him to change. This book is loaded with tips on all essentials, including
- Personal hygiene
- Choice of automobiles
- Mating rituals
By: Jeff Foxworthy