The Facttracker

by : Jason Carter Eaton  

If you are reading this, you're a genius.
Is that true? Who knows! But it sounds good. So does:
This book is better than ice cream, television, and your birthday combined!
The Facttracker is full of such statements. Unfortunately, most of them are lies, which is odd, since Traäkerfaxx is the town that produces all of the world's facts.
So how can a story about a bizarre town with a weird name become
The greatest novel ever written?